I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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