What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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