this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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