69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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