the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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