You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize
