It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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