Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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