It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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