Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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