It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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