I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
