Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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