Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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