I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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