you would pick up someone in the library
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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