Non-Jews are for practice
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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