I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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