So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Randomize
