i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
