Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Randomize
