i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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