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stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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