if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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