Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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