i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize