I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
