i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Come see our sink grown plant.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just had sex on a roof
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Randomize
