this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
im holly from the hills drunk
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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