I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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