I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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