Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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