Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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