He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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