Can Purell be used as lube?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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