i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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