I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
i think i just lost a toe
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Randomize
