i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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