i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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