god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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