Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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