Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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