I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize