So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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