I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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