I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
