I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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