Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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