yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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