No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I could make wine with my vomit
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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