she was so not down for the gang bang
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Randomize
