Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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