have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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