We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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