mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
birth control should be required to get into college
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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